The Golden Globes afterparties– traditionally the hotbed of hot visible bodies — are dwindling to nothing, and nature abhors a vacuum. Ergo, the Oscars post-parties now always boast plenty of naked outfits, nearly naked outfits, sheers, and pseudos — the ones what want you to THINK they’re sheer but actually are not. Per their amused stylists, Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie did not plan together to free the nipple on this night, but I’m sure this coincidence is fueled by a cosmic Heated Rivalry mind-meld even they don’t understand. Because that photo is absolutely Shane and Ilya Attend Their First NHL Awards As a Married Couple and you cannot convince me otherwise. Shane would have a vibrator tucked away somewhere, maybe more than one, and Ilya would have all the remote triggers.

Interestingly, Zoe Kravitz just wore this outfit at the Saint Laurent show:

Saint Laurent - Photocall - Paris Fashion Week - Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027

Ordinarily, I’d think it was lazy of Saint Laurent to repeat an outfit, especially when Connor is as high profile as he is right this second — but maybe that’s precisely why they did do it. He doesn’t need originality, particularly; he’s going to get attention no matter what he wears, so send him whatever! They might see it also as a worthy gamble, figuring putting the same outfit on a woman and a man will either a) slide under the radar because they’re different enough as people, or b) pique people’s curiosity for the same reason.

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