Just wanted to drop you a note to thank you profusely for your kindness to us. As you know, 2020 has been a truly difficult year for those of us whose livelihoods depend on folks wearing noteworthy outfits on red carpets — looks that are conversation starters. When I got a press release from one of our image services informing me that you’d worn what they deemed “a sheer jumpsuit” to the MOBO Awards, I was delighted. When I actually saw said look, as you can imagine, I was thrilled. This is noteworthy indeed — as if you took all your sheer catsuit impulses for this lost year and rolled them into one Ultimate Sheer Catsuit. And what better year to do that than this one, when everyone’s most outre wardrobe impulses have been cruelly tamped down by, well, everything? We’re in a real shitshow right now! Live it up!