Y’all know how much we love Kiernan around these parts. And yes, she and Elle Fanning and Yara Shahidi and Zendaya are the sorts of radiantly young ingenues who can carry something that is blitzed on quirk. But this to me is so beyond that. This broke into the house next door, drank all the neighbors’ quirk, ate a pizza, lit a New Girl season 1 DVD on fire and snorted its ashes, then did the old boot-and-rally and started making its own artisanal spray cheese.
However, at least we know the answer to, “What would it look like if Project Runway made people design clothes based on My Little Pony cartoons.”