In which we do our annual round-up of all the most noteworthy craziness for last night’s Met Gala. Don’t worry, coverage her continues apace. This is just MORE MORE MORE. Including:

“We can’t even look at Sarah Jessica Parker in her Valentino without smelling Lip Smackers and Love’s Baby Soft. She looks like a sister-wife as costumed by Laura Ashley.”

I REALLY hated that dress on SJP. It might have been my least favorite of the night, now that I’m thinking about it. To read the whole thing — Coco! Nina Dobrev! Beyonce! The Sev! — please dash over to The Cut.