Okay.
I know the glasses are kind of From The Accessories Closet of Elton John — perhaps literally — and the fact that Lady Gaga is wearing sunglasses at night is, of course, ridiculous (albeit not unexpected), but the rest of this is, kind of, considering the the source….normal, right? Like, I feel as though it is not out of the realm of possibility that we could see this on, say, Eva Mendes, in a particularly floaty mood. Or Nicole Kidman, if she were feeling overly jumpsuit-y. The question is, could this possibly be just the first step toward Lady Gaga Normalizing Her Look? Two weeks from now, will she pop out somewhere wearing shorts from Old Navy and a tank top while she pops over to Pinkberry? Have cats started lying down with dogs? IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?!
