One of my favorite things about the current 1980s fashion revival is how everyone now literally looks like they’re from an episode of Dynasty that I somehow missed. This is glorious on her, and she fully looks like she should be gliding through a dark mansion, monologuing to herself about how she (a) plans to kill XYZ, the relationship with whom she then fully explicates to the air, and (b) loves ABC, even though he was on that oil rig when it exploded and now he has a totally new face. Would I watch that show? I’d binge-watch it, guys.

[Photo: Lia Toby/]