I must say, I LOVE Brooke Shields’ tailcoat and pants. It’s very slick and tailored, and she is completely radiant in it. But WHY is she undercutting it with a bustier that looks like she bought it on clearance at the Hustler store before it went out of business? You are BROOKE Shields, not BOOB Shields.

Naomi’s dress is… also very vexing to me. The color is lovely, and obviously I am willing to hear anything that silver fireworks have to say. But the way the slouchy cut works, it looks like her pelvis is pouting.

2017 Tribeca Ball

That, or it’s tucked in poorly. I am not actually sure which is worse.

2017 Tribeca Ball

Let’s just concentrate on this and pretend the rest didn’t happen.

[Photos: Getty]