Because we love a royal wedding! The new Princess Stephanie was born a Belgian countess — Wikipedia somewhat snootily notes that she is one of only three current consorts of Heirs to European Thrones who is herself also of royal birth, ahem KATE MIDDLETON – while groom Prince Guillaume is essentially the Prince William of Luxembourg. (Actually, he REALLY is, given that the French equivalent of “William” IS “Guillaume.” ) The bride is 28, has a master’s degree, and has been dating the Prince since 2009; apparently, Luxembourg just LOVES them. Mazel tov, Luxembourgers! You put on a lovely wedding.