I will try to parse the dress separately, but step back and look at the whole thing: After back to back outings twelve days ago in which Stacy Keibler looked decidedly more C-list than is customary of Intern George’s ladies, suddenly she shows up at this event looking like a politician’s 45-year old wife. I… have absolutely no handle on this lady. At this rate next week she’ll go full Carly Rae Jepsen and then follow it up with some Rose Nyland.

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