This week, on As The Pandemic Turns…
Hotshot businesswoman Eve Harley threw a launch party for her new line of child-size leather moto jackets:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEPzSnlAzPV/
Spurned influencer Floella Decor took a baseball bat to her wrapping room, then pretended she’s just renovating:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhxzy_llCu/
Florist Bumble Lee got a purse bouquet from rival shop owner Thorne Tonsil, and wonders if this might be love:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDU3CTxlDOM/
Her sister, Countess Jeannie von Glockenspiel, bought a film studio and intends to direct a searing drama about The Great Peloton Wait List of 2020:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CESjNl5gbwf/
Local kindergarten teacher Mirabelle Glee wore a cute sweater and tried to make Zoom school fun:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEU0qU4gbbI/
Librarian Taylor Syntax won Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDr294NlSV9/
And long-lost Erica Kane love child Vanity Kane, crossing over from another soap, decided to freaking OWN IT, with “it” being a variety of things, including a villa:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CD2LaxLgHfE/
