Hey look! It’s your aunt and uncle who make a living selling exotic birds, drive matching vintage Trans Ams, and live in a house with a shag-rug-lined conversation pit and a primary bathroom complete with a redwood sauna and six hundred ferns. Last time you had dinner at their place, it was three courses of bacon-wrapped dates and then a pot of fondue. They might be swingers but they don’t mention it around your parents and they always give you a wad of cash on your birthday and Christmas. They are leaving you everything in their will.
