I am enjoying the red hair on her for now:

Heather and I had a conversation yesterday wherein we decided that if you could just shave off the shower curtain from the bottom of this thing, and then beam her into the MTV Movie Awards, we’d been in business.

Let’s take a look at the back before we really get into this:

The God’s honest truth is that I enjoy the kind of Cozy 80s Nursery School Sweater feel of the top, but I was happier with the giant belt (?) when I didn’t know it laced up the back (?) and…yeah, then there are the feathers. Now that I look at all the various nuts and bolts that went into this whole thing, I fear that maybe I just got suckered by her smile. FIX IT.

[Photos: Getty]