Kiki Dunst went topless to the Met Gala on Monday:

Just kidding (we would have led off with her if that were the case — who do you think we are?). Just a halter top!

A halter top that is causing me to think more about Kirsten Dunst’s boobs than I have in a tremendously long time. The more that I think about this, though, the more that I am kind of bummed out by it. Not because it’s terrible. In fact, although I am not insane about the top, it’s basically pretty. I just expected more crazy from her. But maybe that sideboob was all the crazy she could muster. What do you think?

[Photos: Getty]