Well. At first I thought these were pants. And they are not. And that is a blessing:

I desperately wish for that vest to be the inside of the envelope of some really great stationery. But as for the rest of it, I may be unmoved. And I’m not sure that, “I’d love to stick a thank you note down your cleavage” is really what she’d envisioned….

[Photo: WENN]

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