Let’s get one thing straight: this is UTTER LUNACY. It is HIDEOUS. And yet, bizarrely, I might secretly love it:

She looks like a complete crackpot, but a FUN one and a crackpot with whom I want to go have a champagne cocktail, IMMEDIATELY. She looks like that wacky girl you know, whom you’d NEVER EVER go on vacation with, but who is a delight for ninety minutes while she tells you about the seven dudes she’s seeing (two of whom are married, one of whom is an earl), the five watches she’s recently shoplifted, and that one person she kinda accidentally on purpose hit with her car. And then you leave and when you get home, your boyfriend is like, “how was she?” and you’re like, “SO fun. I’m EXHAUSTED.”

[Photo: Getty]