Okay. So, in fairness, this catsuit IS what would happen if you poured all of Contempo Casuals body-con tank dresses from 1995 into a blender and then baked them into a jumpsuit. But it’s not not fun.  I was going to say that it’s also not subtle — and it’s not — but then I started thinking. This catsuit actually is probably excellent camouflage, depending on where you need to hide. If you are in the Trapper Keeper section of Target — having, obviously, travelled back in time to the previous century — you’re golden!

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