I mean… her hair looks great? And it’s not that the rest of her doesn’t; I just thought, or hoped, we were inching away from people equating cheekiness with the actual deployment of cheeks.

The Rose Tattoo Opening Party

To borrow from Hamilton, “Raise a glass to lining. Something we may never see again, no matter what I tell you. Raise a glass to your waxer’s rent; you’re paying it with what you’ve spent, to wear that see-through frock tonight; wish you’d worn another frock tonight.” I’ll stop before we get to the arrival of Aaron Brrrrr.

[Photos: WENN]