“Uh oh,” Mandy appears to be thinking. “This is a neutral Roksanda with big sleeves. I totally forgot about the most infamous neutral Roksanda with big sleeves. Will this look like an homage? Or plagiarism? Or a salute to Joyce Beatty? Will people ASK me about it? Do you think I can get away with claiming it’s a salute to Natalie Portman at the SAG Awards? Why did I want eruptions all over my elbows anyway? And oh my God, what is with these boob darts? Melania and Natalie didn’t have to suffer through egregious boob darts. I really, really wish I had asked myself more questions about this before I left my house.”

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