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DOUG REINHARDT: Hey guys, I’m Doug Reinhardt, from The Hills and That Time I Dated Paris Hilton.

CASSIE SCERBO: And I’m Paris Hilton.

DOUG: Huh?

CASSIE; What?

DOUG: No, you’re not.

CASSIE: I’m not?

DOUG: NO. You’re my NEW girlfriend.

CASSIE: But I’m so blonde and burnished right now. Are you sure?

DOUG: Are you carrying a dog in your purse?

CASSIE: I don’t think so.

DOUG: Have you been to jail?

CASSIE: No.

DOUG: Are you doing a backbend?

CASSIE: No. But, weirdly, I think I could.

DOUG: That’s because you’re not Paris Hilton. You’re on ABC Family’s gymnastics soap opera, Make It Or Break It. And you’re AWESOME on it.

CASSIE: Really?!

DOUG: YES.

CASSIE: So I’m not Paris Hilton?

DOUG: No. AND PLEASE DON’T TURN INTO HER. 

CASSIE: But I feel so PARISIAN with you.

DOUG: FIGHT IT.