DOUG REINHARDT: Hey guys, I’m Doug Reinhardt, from The Hills and That Time I Dated Paris Hilton.
CASSIE SCERBO: And I’m Paris Hilton.
DOUG: No, you’re not.
CASSIE: I’m not?
DOUG: NO. You’re my NEW girlfriend.
CASSIE: But I’m so blonde and burnished right now. Are you sure?
DOUG: Are you carrying a dog in your purse?
CASSIE: I don’t think so.
DOUG: Have you been to jail?
DOUG: Are you doing a backbend?
CASSIE: No. But, weirdly, I think I could.
DOUG: That’s because you’re not Paris Hilton. You’re on ABC Family’s gymnastics soap opera, Make It Or Break It. And you’re AWESOME on it.
CASSIE: So I’m not Paris Hilton?
DOUG: No. AND PLEASE DON’T TURN INTO HER.
DOUG: FIGHT IT.