You know how we’ve been so bored of The Sheers lately that we just talk about pizza instead?
Well. Get ready to talk about pizza, pizza bagels, pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets, Totino’s pizza rolls, California Pizza Kitchen, French bread pizza, whether you think the whole flatbread genre is just pizza that’s very aloof, and that time I needed help writing a nine-dollar check to Papa John’s in college because it was 2 a.m. and I had been drinking a lot of beer.
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