Lucy Liu must LOVE this dress, because she changed her avatar on Instagram to a photo in which she is wearing it. And I cannot blame her. It’s SO FESTIVE. It’s like Christmas in a dress. Expensive Christmas in a dress! Not just I Bunged Your Candle In This Bag Christmas! More like I’m a Very Rich Lady With a Whole Room In My Mansion In Which To Wrap Your Candle Christmas! And it might feel a little early for Christmas In a Dress — we have not yet even crossed the Halloween Bridge into the holiday season! — but my across-the-street neighbors put up their Christmas lights yesterday, so it’s possible that I am here, as I am on so many things, behind the times.