ALASTAIR: Nigel!

NIGEL: WUT??!!!

A: Where are you?

N: I’m in the back going through our surplus tulle.

A: Well, I’m in the storeroom, going through our surplus lace.

N: What do you want? I’m busy.

A: I want to TEAM UP and create the greatest lace/tulle remnant gown the world has ever seen.

N: Sounds like a tall order.

A: I want to TEAM UP and create the greatest lace/tulle remnant gown the world has ever seen this week.

N: Let’s do it.

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