I love bright pants. But sometimes I feel like they need to come with a warning label:

Christina’s would say, “Cold wash. Do not employ with shoes and/or pants of the same color or a closely related color. Definitely do not employ with an animal print shirt in a whimsical color not associated with the animal in question. When in doubt, remember ‘whimsy + whimsy = terror.’ If you discover that your bodysuit has underwire like a bra, check to see if it’s actually 1991 and you are a Fly Girl. If you are not a Fly Girl, run away as fast as you can. If you are a Fly Girl, say hello to J Lo for us.  Tumble dry low.”