INTERN: Okay, I’ve sorted Ana de Armas for the L.A. premiere! We’ll give her the coatrack hips from season…
NICOLAS GHESQUIERE: No.
INTERN: Archival laundry logos!
INTERN:… Well, no one wore the backpack shirt with the kite…
INTERN: I suppose… the suspenders?
INTERN: We could try–
NG: Don’t even DARE suggest anything else from a runway show. We can’t send her that bullshit! She’s not on our F*ck Around and Find Out list!
INTERN: There’s a list?
NG: We have to send her something REAL. Something ACTUALLY GOOD.
*pushes red button on the desk; a gold glitter phone rises from within*
NG: Pick up the phone and say “By the power of Greyskull” three times.
INTERN: I… what?
NG: NO QUESTIONS. Say it, then hang up.
INTERN: And then?
NG: We wait. Salvation will be delivered on the wings of genius. Or, via FedEx, whichever is faster.
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