Behold this wholesome barefoot youth, perching on a rock…or at least something rock-like! (Is it a slab of…marble? The 80s were weird.) He looks briefly pantsless until you realize that he’s wearing khaki shorts, like everyone else in 1987. He looks friendly and congenial, like a human golden retriever! You know this man would help your grandma cross the street!

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