This is a shrieking mess of criss-crosses and straps, and it makes her boobs like they are being squeezed out of the holes, like when you have one of those gel stress balls and you pinch it right in the middle. I would be thinking, “My boobs look like coy mantis eyes,” but Laverne is truly adept at wearing wacky clothing with nonchalance, so her face just says, “Yes indeed and I LOVE IT.” Which, honestly, if you’re going to go through the whole rigamarole of donning this garment, I HOPE that’s how you feel. Otherwise that’s several confusing hours wasted. Not even including the bathroom break time.
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