Lady Victoria is, to this decade, what the Peldons were to the last: We cannot explain her, and we cannot hope to understand her, but we will never ignore her because the fug is too great. However, if — as this outfit promises — she stars in a gender-swapped Even Knievel movie, she will be anonymously infamous no more. BRING IT, HERV. Or at least play Siegfried in Mirage: The Manticore Story.

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