Wait, why didn’t they premiere this at Wimbledon? They could have tried for Flushing Meadows for the U.S. premiere, then on to Wimbledon, then to Roland Garros in Paris, and end it in Australia. So what if screening the actual movie there is hard. Think of the photos! THINK OF THE KITSCH VALUE. Everyone could eat their passed apps off tiny plates that look like the Wimbledon women’s singles trophy. Y’all are going to want this one back, Event Planners!!!

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