From the ankles up, this feels very Sally Draper Goes to Palm Springs. From the ankles down, it’s a Rainbow Explosion at the Ugg Factory. (That’s not a joke. Those are literally by Ugg. I’m also not totally mad at them? They’re WAY squashier-looking on the Ugg website than I would have guessed by this photo. Am I going to buy some wild Ugg slides now?!?!?!?!?! WHO AM I.)

[Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock; that’s an affiliate link to those wild Uggs.]