To me, this looks like what might have happened if a designer spent several hours cooped up in the dining room of an old home they bought and are renovating, removing years of old wallpaper from the walls, layer by layer, trend by trend, and — high on the fumes of old wallpaper paste — thought, “okay, so this isn’t right for my walls, but you know what it is right for? SOMEONE’S BODY.”

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