In the process of which I’ve learned that (a) Keira had her baby, and (b) they’ve allegedly named said baby Delilah. Good for Keira and her man, whose name I consistently forget. Anyway! Mazel tov to her and Mr. Knightley and I appreciate that she’s emerging from her maternity leave in a dress that would be deeply coveted by one Ms. Anne Shirley, late of Prince Edward Island, Canada. Just double-check that cordial before you serve it in mixed company and everything will be just fine.

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