For my money, this would be the EASIEST ask on a fashion calendar for a brand ambassador. It’s the couture show, so it’s going to be a spectacle. It’s in Paris. It’s not smack dab in the middle of a bunch of other red carpet events. You might be in Europe already for your vacation. They’re gonna pay you to show up and make interested faces. Kristen Stewart usually comes to this one, but did not attend this year — is she extracting herself from this contract?! On the other hand, Michelle Williams (who never comes to anything she doesn’t have to), did attend. I actually CAN envision her being Chanel’s newest face, except for the fact that I doubt anyone is going to ink a contract to be the brand ambassador for a design house that doesn’t have a designer. What if they hire someone you hate?!

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