I often think of Keira Knightley as British Ginnifer Goodwin, because they both look equally dour on the red carpet.

Maybe it’s an alliterative-name thing, although the Kardashians seem content to smile (perhaps they were immunized to the syndrome). But this whole flower-girl motif would stand SO much more of a chance if she appeared alive and happy, rather than spaced-out and bored. And if she is spaced out and bored, well, it’s an old refrain, but a true one: You’re an ACTRESS. SO ACT. I’d like to be contemplating the shiny, shiny intricacies of your wearable divan, not wondering when you’re getting the maypole extracted from your rear cavity.

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