First of all: I miss Kate Hudson as an actor. It’s weird to say this about someone who was nominated for an Oscar, but I find her very underrated. Her comic timing is great! We have approximately one billion television programs right now. How is Kate Hudson not playing a frazzled-but-funny working Mom on something? It feels like there are 9-14 works of women’s fiction that Kate Hudson could adapt to star in for Netflix. Kate Hudson, be your own Reese Witherspoon!

Second: Kate Hudson’s Vodka has a very pretty label.

Third: I think Kate Hudson’s belt drank too much vodka and is now drunk, because it appears to have abandoned its post.

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