Kate dropped by the ESPY Awards to present Best Male Athlete to Alexander Ovechkin, whose image appearing behind her makes him look almost as startled as I was:

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I hesitate to call this Alberta Ferretti a dress, as it’s basically a bathing suit with a perfunctory annex. Kathrin Romary Beckinsale, are you just trolling us now? We frequently said you tended to look too Prom, and so all of a sudden you’re waltzing around like a confused screen door heiress?

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And with ten-ton eye makeup?

Night bus , considering a kebab

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Girl, don’t sit down on that bus unless you brought some baby wipes.

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