Jon and his big smile and his exuberant taste in suits — this one is a very merry throw-pillow indeed — never fails to cheer me up, right until we get to his ankles. It would be one thing if he cropped his pants to reveal a whimsical approach to hosiery, but those are as basic as they come. It looks like he shoved his feet into his Gucci slides to take out the trash (in reality, he’s at Watch What Happens Live). These are a No Man’s Land length, not overlong and dragging on the pavement to be sure, yet not short enough to be purposeful. They’re just… off. Can we veto this, with love? Or at least throw in a real doozy of a pair of socks.

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