This event, at which Jodie is shimmering, is Kering Cares — Kering being the umbrella company that owns such brands as Gucci, and the caring being about… the planet, I believe. But I keep misreading it as Keurig Cares and mentally giving credit to my coffeemaker. Maybe they should team up. Maybe they both care. Maybe if I say Kering Keurig three times fast without making a mistake, I can manifest a Kering Keurig Regatta Gala.
