In a way, wanting people to THINK you are in a bikini top may be worse than just going ahead and wearing one.  Can we just write this off to her having a torrid affinity for geometry?

Of course, if you look at it a certain way — this is Rorschach with lace — the bodice looks like an old-school TV with antennae. If she can wriggle herself around enough to get good reception of The CW, everyone at the party, at least, should love it.

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