“Kate Becksinsale, Paris Jackson, Marshawn Lynch, and Mario Lopez walk into the opening of a Vegas steakhouse in the middle of a pandemic” does sound like the beginning of a joke. In all sincerity, while I thank them for this content in a dry time, I also would like to know how much money Carversteak at Resorts World in Las Vegas is paying these people to come out and smile pretty. I hope it’s in STEAKS FOR LIFE!

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