Is this outfit going to change your life? Are you going to wake up in the middle of the night thinking about it? Will you search it out for yourself tirelessly, eventually purchasing it from a shade resale site that steals your identity, and deem it worth it? Will it pass gently in front of your eyes while you’re in a coma because your arch nemesis painted your office with poison paint and provide you a moment of respite from plotting your revenge? Probably not. But will it fill you with boiling rage? Will it drive you to a years-long scheme of payback and vengeance against the designer for inflicting crime upon your retinas? Will it cause you to fall to your knees in a crowded Vons, screaming, “ISSA! NOOOOO!” every six weeks or so, until the guys at the deli ask you to never come back? Also probably not.
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