This might be the worst sparkly pirate shirt ever invented, also, but my primary concern is the specs. I genuinely thought, from the thumbnail, that she was wearing swim goggles or those tiny little pods you put on before getting in a tanning bed. Instead, they are simply the nadir of the tiny-sunglasses trend: so bad, and so unflattering, and so the kind of thing where she will look back in a decade and then call her best friend and say, “Do you hate me? You hate me, right? Because you never said anything.”
