Well, we all wondered lo those many years ago whence Rita Ora came. I think we’ve found our origin story: She is a secondary Lady of the Lake, who can’t quite get the top job because she overcommitted to algae-as-clothing, so she’s escapes periodically because she’s pissed she doesn’t get to lob any mythical swords at anyone. I feel so much better. Knowledge is power.

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