Dear Robert Downey Jr.,

Robert Downey Jr at Radio One, London.

[Photo: Splash News]

I love you. I love you now and forever, regardless of what your hair looks like. But speaking of hair, because I love you, I need to tell you something. And it’s that you’re starting to look like Justin Guarini. I know you’re currently filming Sherlock Holmes 2: Sherlock Holmesier right now, but here’s the thing. I saw Sherlock Holmes: The Beginning and you did NOT look like you were inching toward Guariniville. You know what happens in Guariniville, don’t you? Eventually, you begin to WASTE AWAY there.

Save yourself.

I still love you deeply,


Tags: bad hair