This is not great from the front — she looks like a Gorgeous Lady of Wrestling whose character is based on the “Oops, I Did It Again” video (which, in fairness, would make for a great character. Her catchphrase would be, “oooh, you shouldn’t have”). But compared to the back, the front is a glorious triumph of couture that we’re all going to remember for the rest of our days, and whisper about on our deathbeds to our heirs.
Behold:
I feel confident in saying that no one’s butt requires a chainlink fence.
[Photos: Getty]
