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There is no person in this wide world who loves a Ribbon Round The Old Neck Tree more than Chloe Grace Moretz. I am being to wonder if maybe her neck is being held on by something other than just…you know, muscles and sinew and skin. Shouldn’t the National Enquirer really be working on this? What if she’s some kind of neckularly-challenged immortal and this is the only symptom? On the other hand, there’s something sort of charming in the knowledge that CGM has flowered separates that she has chosen NOT to wear together. Sure, her head might not be fully attached to her body, but, in some ways, she IS just like us.