It’s shocking enough that Isabelle isn’t wearing Armani, but to fly from their tender, familiar embrace straight into the spandex arms of Balenciaga? That, like monkeypox, I did not see coming. Or, as Gumby would say:


I wonder if she and Kim Kardashian have a fresh WhatsApp chain all about bodystocking management, bathroom tips, and which sweat glands to Botox to avoid unsightly splotches.

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