A) Yes, we have seen the Old Navy ads where Jennie Garth has to choose between Dylan and Brandon (and where she chooses not herself, but jeans — which is kind of choosing oneself, as jeans are a wonderful gift to yourself). I appreciate Old Navy for realizing the glory that is 90210 Original Flavor, and can only hope that eventually Marcia Cross will agree to appear in a Melrose Place version that involves ripping off a bucket hat or something.

B) Um:

Maybe do some re-choosing as far as this one goes, Kelly?