Evidently, there’s a TV drama afoot in Madrid about St. Francis of Assisi, called Glow and Darkness, starring Dame Joan Collins as the 12th-century French queen Adelaide de Maurienne; Jane Seymour as Eleanor of Aquitaine; and Denise Richards as Marie of France, Countess de Champagne. No one has said — that I’ve found — where it’s being distributed, though the Daily Mail (I KNOW) did offer some on-set photos. But I’m SO curious. Without wishing offense to the House of Richards, that list DOES feel a bit One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other One.

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