Ooooooh man. Sometimes, as I’ve mentioned before, I will see photos and think, “oh, god, there’s the back page of Us Weekly.” And I think it not with glee as much as with sympathy:
Because I feel like there is NO WAY someone didn’t look at this before she left the house and wonder, “are we sure this is the right move?” And someone else must have said, “totally. EVERYONE is doing this sort of Cabaret-inspired salute to the brassiere right now. This is our homage to Emma Stone as Liza Minnelli as Sally Bowles, crossed with the semi-annual sale at Victoria’s Secret. FEEL IT!” NEVER LISTEN TO THAT PERSON, YOU GUYS.