I like to think of myself as a fairly imaginative person and yet I cannot conceive of the conversation that occurred when Parker Posey tried this on and decided to wear it:
“Yes! I’m just really into dust right now.” Or, “Thank God! My other dropcloth just recently burst into flames.” Or, “FanTASTIC. I will just blend into the walls, making eavesdropping exponentially less complicated!” Or, “yes, it’s hideous, but I’m dating a low-talker and I didn’t actually realize I was agreeing to wear this.” It has to be one of the above.